Don't Talk To Me, I Have A Boyfriend

She's taken. He's taken. Everyone is taken. Move along. The shirt that does the talking so you don't have to.

Whether you're tired of the unsolicited attention, want to make your situation very clear from across the room, or just need people to read the memo before they even think about approaching — this shirt handles it. No awkward conversations. No mixed signals. Just a clean, direct, publicly displayed relationship status update.

Why you'll love it:

• 100% heavyweight cotton — soft, thick, holds its shape wash after wash
• Unisex fit, runs true to size — order your normal size
• Tear-away label, no irritation against your skin
• Vibrant print that won't crack or fade after washing

Shipping: Free shipping on all US orders. Delivered in 4-8 business days. Printed and shipped directly to your door — no handling required on your end.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean